D.B.M.

Word from the All Mighty T-Bear

dbmgodfather — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 23:39:51 +0000

The All Mighty T-Bear has commanded we return to the D.B.M. movement by using this site once again!

I tried to upload a special video message by T-Bear but I forgot I’m a D.B. and so I failed.

From one DB to another

dbmgodfather — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 19:28:53 +0000

The year is cumming to a close and it is time to move into the new year and create more chaos. But for now, I wish you all a Merry Christmas (even to my Jew who will spend Christmas with me) and may you have a long, exciting, so good you moan, bursting and hold on to it (wait – what was I talking about? oh yeah) New Year.

Do not lose DBM – now that we’re spread more apart we have to be tighter than ever to fit time for each of us inside of our lives.

Happy Holidays!

DBM GODFATHER

p.s. I will attempt to hold up the site more in the new year, look for my state of DBM address in January.

WHOA!? Were we just called out?

dbmgodfather — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 04:14:52 +0000

This coming from the person who turned on his own family for the Magnets and Asians and stupid whore? Boy, dont dare say something like that because I have reached out to you and you can easily reach me anytime but no! I get no text nor any message on Facebook. Next time you step out of line you will be excommunicated from DBM.

What happened to them dumb bxtches??

littledogcatcher — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 05:23:29 +0000

Brotherss where art thou? =/ y’alls are too busy.

haha anywho tj and i sometimes slowly bring back dumbbitchery but im telling you it is fading from our habits . at least mine.

isnt it depressing when you imagine pounding on the desk and no one wil lunderstand? or how you feel liek doign the face, and eveyrone stares at you like you’re a dumbbitch??

That’s cuz you are. don’t forget. that failure is what helped us all get through our senior year. failingly, but we got through it. and we grew on each other. liek AIDS. haha jk

but really i miss you guys. cum back. ;)

ps. some lady at the carnival when i was working at the ticket booth here at blessed sacrament spent the whole time talking about her mammograms and boobs. =/ spread the word: breast cancer is curable! :)

A Special DBM Announcement

dbmgodfather — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 07:58:28 +0000

With the diplomatic activities of President Clinton this past week DBM follows the same spirit of union with our enemies by hereby enacting an official truce with the members of DBK (Narek and half of sam – which half? I think we get the top)

Upon the development of this truce DBK Don (Narek) has stated : “its all good.”

— DBM Godfather

DBM Godfather News Release

dbmgodfather — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 05:54:36 +0000

Upon development of this past week’s latest activities it is my extreme displeasure to announce that Julie “Cream Beater” Agustin can no longer hold the title as member of the DBM wives’ club.

However, as DBM Godfather I hereby reinstate Julie “Cream Beater” Agustin as an honorary member of DBM – considering she often defines the DB in DBM.

This membership activity is to be made official upon news release.

The following is an updated list for all members of DBM to follow:

All DBM Members must know the names of the following members, Treat each other like family:

Official Members

1. Emmanuel – Hard Rock – Godfather

2. Amir- Tree Top

3. Mynor- Lightning Rod a.k.a. John Willswallow

4. Nheil – Little Dog Catcher

5. Edwin – Large Redwood – DBM Security

6. David- Wood Bender

Trainees

1. Michael a.k.a. Bryan – Tight Space

2. Ivan – Big Pecker

3. Carlos – Meat Wrapper

Honorary Members:

1. Richard P. Cockington (Symbol)

2. P- Bear (Stuffed Animal)

3. TJ- Uncle Plays with Dogs

5. Norberto Sanchez – President Cummin Sanchez

6. Shalls – The Big One (Feminist Club Correspondent) – DBM Security

7. Steve Dao- Sagging Bag

8. Elizabeth Perez – Cherry

9. Samantha Perez – Screw Driver (Left to run DBK)

10. Julie Agustin – Cream Beater

Wives Club

1. Sherly- Blowing Wind

2. Sandy – Sandwich Stuffer

The Family is growing. . . get it cause . . .thats the joke.

Remember T-Bear (Tuomala) is our higher power.

The above decision has been reached alone by the DBM Godfather and no one else, including his First Man who is currently on vacation (P.S. DBM Godfather misses the First Man)

Two Things to Mention

dbmgodfather — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 03:21:58 +0000

1) DBM is nothing in comparison to Bruno.
2) Let us put our heads together to decide the best quotes of all time.

- “The Definition of suck” – Cherry
- “If ignorance is bliss then you are orgasmic”
- “Shout out to the Mikes: Hawke, Litoris, and Hunt”
- “Mr. Fitz, Do you think filipinos still eat dog?”

DBM Dictionary: Name of the Day

dbmgodfather — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:13:16 +0000

Cherry: “the definition of suck”

Is it just me…

dbmgodfather — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 04:46:51 +0000

Or can anyone else see Nheil and his Magnets do this at McDonalds?

Billy is dead!

dbmgodfather — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:13:02 +0000

Billy Mays (T-Bear’s twin) has passed away today at age 50. RIP.
Not to be rude but does this mean T-Bear takes over?

- – - DBM Godfather